Geico

I'm sick and tired of everybody saving a bunch of money by switching to Geico.

It's on the radio.

It's on the television.

It's not clever anymore.

Yes, initially, the ads, wherein people declare they have fantastic news during critically bad moments, were sort of grin-worthy. By now, though... I'm pretty sure years later... it's just tiresome. Eventually you need to move on. This dead horse has been beaten to a bloody, stinking, boring pulp.

Another criminal in this matter is MasterCard, whose Priceless campaign has long spoiled. Showmanship, which I believe is an essential part of successful advertising, is to leave people wanting more.

I'm really tired of things sucking.